Comedian Bill Burr teaches you how to make a homemade pie crust just in time for “the fucking holidays.”  Burr’s video contains just the right mix of profanity and politically incorrect jokes to make watching an otherwise boring-ass cooking video even remotely worth your time. Burr might be the one cooking show host men would actually watch on a regularly basis.

How the hell do you turn a pie crust how-to video into a monologue about family, the holidays and relationships? I don’t know, but he’s damn good at it. The video, which was only posted last Thursday already has more than 670 thousand views. And humor aside, that’s a pretty damn good looking pie crust. See for yourself.